February 2012
5 tags
There's a good chance that I'm in love
With Dwight K. Schrute.
I just can’t handle all the bears, beets, && battlestar galactica.
2 tags
I'm a dumb fuck.
I always mess shit up.
Always.
My bets for today's Superbowl:
johngreenismypatronus:
Ireland will win, but Krum will catch the Snitch.
2 tags
8 tags
“Tom Brady is NOT getting laid tonight.
Why? Because the New York fucking Giants...”
– Cody
Thanks for tagging yourself in your own profile...
stefuhnee-:
1 tag
I apologize
For not finding you attractive, or giving you the attention you so desperately crave. You are emotionally dependent and that makes me avoid you, frequently.
I hope you one day look in the mirror and realize that you need to grow the fuck up.
The world will not always baby you and life will continue to pass you by, even if you never stop obsessing over one brief moment of your existence.
...
mum: did you know there's a life outside internet?
me: orly link me
7 tags
“I was driving on this road at like 2 am, stoned out of my mind, when I just...”
– My pesudo-little brother/ floormate Dillon
January 2012
